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This Week in Ridiculous Holidays: February 19th – February 24th

Ever get on Twitter and see the posts about whatever made-up holiday it is, and feel like you’ve seen it too late to celebrate? I mean, I take any opportunity to celebrate my best friends, pizza, and the many, many flavors of pie. So as a public service of our new venture, I’ll be giving you a rundown of each holiday to be celebrated that week, so you never miss a chance to post an embarrassing throwback of your former roommate or stuff your face with donuts with no guilt. You’re welcome.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

National Chocolate Mint Day
I’m in on any day that involves chocolate.

National Vet Girls ROCK Day
I find the capitalized ROCK a bit of overkill, but who am I to say how you should celebrate?

National Lash Day
Are there going to be big mascara sales?

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Cherry Pie Day
One of the worst kinds of pie in my opinion, but hey, any pie is good pie.

Hoodie Hoo Day
I have no idea what this means and I’m not going to Google it.

Love Your Pet Day
Isn’t this every day? As in, “I love my cats more than I love most people”?

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Card Reading Day
What kind of cards are we talking about here?

National Grain Free Day
This means no carbs, right? Yeah, no.

National Sticky Bun Day
Well, this seems to be in direct opposition to the above day.

Friday, February 22, 2019

Be Humble Day
I’ll try, but it’s really hard when you’re this cool.

George Washington’s Birthday
Thanks for the extra day off on Monday, George!

International World Thinking Day
Anyone else see the irony of this being on a Friday?

National Margarita Day
Please see above – double irony.

National California Day
I really hope this means I can play California Love on repeat all day.

National Cook A Sweet Potato Day
I don’t cook on Fridays, but nice try.

Skip The Straw Day
How the hell am I supposed to drink my margarita?

Walking the Dog Day
I guess I can work off that margarita.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
I mean, they’re ok. Not really a lot of flavor.

National Banana Bread Day
Seriously, does anyone have a good banana bread recipe? Post it in the comments.

Open That Bottle Night
What kind of booze goes well with banana bread?

National Tile Day
I prefer a good hardwood myself, but I’m not here to question your interior design choices.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Tennis Day
I think we all know that I don’t participate in sports.

National Tortilla Chip Day
Nachos for everyone!!

Oscar Night
Be honest – have you really seen any of these movies besides Black Panther?

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The Chili’s Guy
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The Chili’s Guy

Your opinion on cherry pie is wrong and you should be ashamed.

Remy Maccioli (@rmaccioli)
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Hoodie Hoo Day is absolutely psychotic

Mack Goodman
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Mack Goodman

This is Fantastic
February is a dog-heavy month apparently

markallen1469
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markallen1469

Love this as a feature idea…