I’ve got to tell you, this is a weird week for food holidays. But given that Fat Tuesday is an excuse to stuff your face with whatever you want, I guess we’ll survive. Let’s get to it.
Monday, March 4, 2019
Marching Music Day
You’d think this day would take place in the fall, when there are actually marching bands performing.
National Grammar Day
Let’s not critique this column on grammar, okay?
National Hug a G.I. Day
This should be every day. Thank service members every opportunity you have.
National Pound Cake Day
Not my favorite, but hey, cake is cake.
Holy Experiment Day
I’m really not sure how to take this.
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
AKA “eat whatever I’m giving up for Lent in massive quantities” day.
National Absinthe Day
That seems to fit well with Fat Tuesday.
National Cheese Doodle Day
Poll: crunchy or puffy cheese doodles? Let me know in the comments.
National Multiple Personality Day
Does bitchy Jenna count as a multiple personality?
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
National Dress Day
Why is this in March? It’s took cold to wear a dress.
National Frozen Food Day
Give me all the Bagel Bites.
National Oreo Cookie Day
Jenna fun fact: I don’t really like Oreos.
National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day
Nor do I like white chocolate.
National Dentist’s Day
Seems pretty ironic to have this on the same day as Oreo and white chocolate cheesecake doesn’t it?
Thursday, March 7, 2019
National Be Heard Day
Everyone deserves the right to be heard. Except people with stupid opinions on Twitter.
National Cereal Day
I don’t like cereal either. This is not my week.
National Crown of Roast Pork Day
Or pork. Geez, I should just stay home.
National Hospitalist Day
I hate hospitals but I respect the people that work there.
Friday, March 8, 2019
International Women’s Day
Check back on Friday for our thoughts on International Women’s Day.
National Day of Unplugging
Not until you read the above.
National Oregon Day
Go Ducks! (That’s really all I know about Oregon).
National Peanut Cluster Day
Finally, a food day this week I can get behind.
National Proofreading Day
Or Twitter could give us a edit button and we wouldn’t need this.
National Tartar Sauce Day
Be Nasty Day
By eating some tartar sauce.
Saturday, March 9, 2019
National Barbie Day
I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Good luck getting that out of your head!
National Crabmeat Day
Celebrate by ordering some crab rangoon, my favorite Chinese food!
National Get Over it Day
Watch the 90’s classic of the same name and wonder whatever happened to Shane West.
National Meatball Day
I didn’t know Snooki had her own holiday!
Sunday, March 10, 2019
Daylight Saving Time
Ugh. Just ugh.
National Blueberry Popover Day
This is very specific.
National Mario Day
Like Mario Brothers? Anyone named Mario? I need more details.
National Pack Your Lunch Day
Save money AND stay on your diet. Win-win.
National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
International Find A Pay Phone Booth Day
BRB, flying to London.
Middle Name Pride Day
Got a weird middle name? Hit me in the comments.