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This Week in Ridiculous Holiday: March 4th – March 10th

I’ve got to tell you, this is a weird week for food holidays. But given that Fat Tuesday is an excuse to stuff your face with whatever you want, I guess we’ll survive. Let’s get to it.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Marching Music Day

You’d think this day would take place in the fall, when there are actually marching bands performing.

National Grammar Day

Let’s not critique this column on grammar, okay?

National Hug a G.I. Day

This should be every day. Thank service members every opportunity you have.

National Pound Cake Day

Not my favorite, but hey, cake is cake.

Holy Experiment Day

I’m really not sure how to take this.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Fat Tuesday

AKA “eat whatever I’m giving up for Lent in massive quantities” day.

National Absinthe Day

That seems to fit well with Fat Tuesday.

National Cheese Doodle Day

Poll: crunchy or puffy cheese doodles? Let me know in the comments.

National Multiple Personality Day

Does bitchy Jenna count as a multiple personality?

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

National Dress Day

Why is this in March? It’s took cold to wear a dress.

National Frozen Food Day

Give me all the Bagel Bites.

National Oreo Cookie Day 

Jenna fun fact: I don’t really like Oreos.

National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day

Nor do I like white chocolate.

National Dentist’s Day

Seems pretty ironic to have this on the same day as Oreo and white chocolate cheesecake doesn’t it?

Thursday, March 7, 2019

National Be Heard Day

Everyone deserves the right to be heard. Except people with stupid opinions on Twitter.

National Cereal Day

I don’t like cereal either. This is not my week.

National Crown of Roast Pork Day 

Or pork. Geez, I should just stay home.

National Hospitalist Day

I hate hospitals but I respect the people that work there.

Friday, March 8, 2019

International Women’s Day

Check back on Friday for our thoughts on International Women’s Day.

National Day of Unplugging

Not until you read the above.

National Oregon Day

Go Ducks! (That’s really all I know about Oregon).

National Peanut Cluster Day

Finally, a food day this week I can get behind.

National Proofreading Day

Or Twitter could give us a edit button and we wouldn’t need this.

National Tartar Sauce Day

Gross.

Be Nasty Day

By eating some tartar sauce.

Saturday, March 9, 2019

National Barbie Day

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Good luck getting that out of your head!

National Crabmeat Day

Celebrate by ordering some crab rangoon, my favorite Chinese food!

National Get Over it Day

Watch the 90’s classic of the same name and wonder whatever happened to Shane West.  

National Meatball Day

I didn’t know Snooki had her own holiday!

Sunday, March 10, 2019

Daylight Saving Time

Ugh. Just ugh.

National Blueberry Popover Day

This is very specific.

National Mario Day

Like Mario Brothers? Anyone named Mario? I need more details.

National Pack Your Lunch Day

Save money AND stay on your diet. Win-win.

National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day

Important.

International Find A Pay Phone Booth Day

BRB, flying to London.

Middle Name Pride Day

Got a weird middle name? Hit me in the comments.

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ranchwater
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ranchwater

Definitely crunchy cheese doodles

TradingBenjamins
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TradingBenjamins

My middle name is “slagathor”