St. Paddy’s Day is tomorrow, and if you live in any American city with a large Irish population, you already know it’s going to get rowdy as hell. Will you end up in jail? Will you meet a sweet lad or lass? Will you get in a bar brawl? It’s impossible to know. Until now. Follow the handy guide below to find out exactly how your St. Paddy’s Day is going to go.
I can already tell I’m going to nap and rally and, consequently, have the worst hangover of 2019. Where will you end up?