It’s hard to believe that it’s the last week of March already. Will it go out like a lamb? That remains to be seen, but we’ve got some interesting things to celebrate this week.
Monday, March 25:
National Lobster Newburg Day
Enjoy! I’ll enjoy not having anaphylaxis!
National Medal of Honor Day
“The Medal of Honor is the United States of America’s highest and most prestigious personal military decoration that may be awarded to recognize U.S. military service members who have distinguished themselves by acts of valor.”
National Tolkien Reading Day
Is that like, the Lord of The Rings and stuff?
With a side of waffles!
Tuesday, March 26:
Epilepsy Awareness Day – Purple Day
Click here for more information.
National American Diabetes Association Alert Day
Some Diabetes Facts:
- Diabetes affects about 30 million of people in the United States
- 1 in 4 adults with diabetes are unaware they have the disease
- 84 million Americans have prediabetes
- 9 out of 10 adults with prediabetes don’t know they have it
Learn more here.
National Nougat Day
What are our thoughts on nougat? Yay or nay? Let me know in the comments.
National Spinach Day
Spinach is one of those things that I like IN stuff, but not solo. So I’ll celebrate with a spinach and artichoke dip.
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
Happy Jenna Day!!!
Wednesday, March 27:
Manatee Appreciation Day
National Joe Day
Are we celebrating coffee or people named Joe? I need clarification on whether to go to Starbucks or call my brother.
National Scribble Day
I celebrate scribbling.
National Spanish Paella Day
Eh, it’s ok.
Thursday, March 28:
National Black Forest Cake Day
Why are you doing this to me?!
National Something on a Stick Day
National Triglycerides Day
“A triglyceride is an ester derived from glycerol and three fatty acids. Triglycerides are the main constituents of body fat in humans and other animals, as well as vegetable fat.” So basically, THE ENEMY.
National Weed Appreciation Day
Like the garden kind or….?
Friday, March 29:
National Lemon Chiffon Cake Day
Not my favorite, but since I gave up chocolate, I’ll take it.
National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day
National Nevada Day
All I know of Nevada is Vegas and it’s all I really want to know.
National Vietnam War Veterans Day
Thank you for your service!
National Smoke and Mirrors Day
This is basically how I manage to convince people I have my life together.
Saturday, March 30:
National Doctors Day
We love you, Crick Watson!
National I Am in Control Day
National Pencil Day
Unpopular opinion: I like pencils more than pens.
National Take a Walk in the Park Day
You know, this sounds lovely.
National Turkey Neck Soup Day
National Virtual Vacation Day
What bullshit is this? Who wants a virtual vacation?
Sunday, March 31:
National Bunsen Burner Day
Has anyone seen one of these since high school?
National Clams on the Half Shell Day
Again, not celebrating.
National Crayon Day
Crayons are the shit. Way cooler then markers or colored pencils.
National Prom Day
Shouldn’t this be in June or something?
National Tater Day
Mashed? Fry? Tot? Whipped? Baked? I LOVE THEM ALL.
World Backup Day
I don’t understand the cloud, but I know that my stuff is backed up there.