It’s April Fools Day, but I promise these are actual legit holidays. If you can believe it.
International Guitar Month
I always wanted to learn to play an instrument.
Keep America Beautiful Month
See, America’s already beautiful. We’re good.
Lawn and Garden Month
There’s still snow on the ground here, so not so much.
National Humor Month
You should celebrate by reading The Clock Out every single day.
National Kite Month
You know, I don’t know that I’ve ever flown a kite. Is that weird?
National Pecan Month
Pecan pie? Yes, please.
National Poetry Month
I’ll celebrate by reading the only kind of poetry I understand – Shel Silverstein.
National Welding Month
I’m not allowed to play with fire.
Records and Information Management Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Seriously important stuff. Click here for more information.
Stress Awareness Month
Oh trust me, I am very aware of my stress.
Monday, April 1, 2019
April Fool’s Day
Anyone got any good pranks planned for today? Drop ‘em in the comments.
International Fun at Work Day
Is this possible?
International Tatting Day
Like, tattoos? I keep thinking about getting a tattoo.
National One Cent Day
One penny will buy you one thought.
National Sourdough Bread Day
One of my favorite kinds of bread.
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Children’s Book Day
Reading is fundamental.
National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
Like, make up with people I’m mad at? No way. I like a good grudge.
National Ferret Day
Ferrets are gross. There, I said it.
SAAM Day of Action
See above to see what you can do. It’s important.
National Equal Pay Day
It’s fucking gross that this even has to be a day.
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Childhelp National Day Of Hope
Another thing that’s gross: “Over 1,600 children die each year across the country, while nearly four million referrals are made to CPS agencies with concerns of abuse and neglect involving more than 6.6 million children.” Visit childhelp to see what you can do.
National Walking Day
I enjoy a good walk. Maybe I’ll take one today.
National Film Score Day
Two best movie soundtracks: Top Gun and Bad Boys 2. Fight me.
National Chocolate Mousse Day
Only 2.5 more weeks til chocolate time!
National Find A Rainbow Day
I mean, that’s pretty dependent on the weather, isn’t it?
Don’t Go to Work Unless it’s Fun Day
Free Day Off!
World Party Day
Now we know what to do on our day off!
Do people still wear tweed?
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Hug a Newsman Day
I mean, you should probably ask permission first. That’s creepy.
School Librarian Day
What a thankless job.
Tell a Lie Day
I lie to myself every day.
Walk Around Things Day
As opposed to…?
World Rat Day
National Chicken Cordon Bleu Day
Another hard pass.
National Burrito Day
Here’s one I’m in on.
National Vitamin C Day
Can I get vitamin C from a burrito?
Jeep 4×4 Day
I used to think that all boys that drove Jeeps were hot. I’ve since learned otherwise.
Friday, April 5, 2019
National Walk to Work Day
As long as your route doesn’t include a highway. Then don’t.
Go for Broke Day
National Dandelion Day
Um, dandelions are weeds. Why do they get their own day?
National Flash Drive Day
I’ve got like 40 of these and no idea what’s on any of them.
National Caramel Day
Caramel is getting me through this chocolate-drought, so I’ll be celebrating.
National Read A Road Map Day
Give this a try – take a road trip today and try a paper map instead of Google maps. Let me know how it goes.
National Raisin and Spice Bar Day
This is very specific, isn’t it?
National Deep Dish Pizza Day
Hit me in the comments with your favorite Chicago Deep Dish – mine is Lou Malnati’s.
National Nebraska Day
Go…..Cornhuskers? Is that right?
Saturday, April 6, 2019
National Student Athlete Day
Don’t get me started on how universities should be paying these kids.
National Teflon Day
Honestly, I don’t know how I’d cook without it.
National Love Our Children Day
Again, as opposed to…?
California Poppy Day
Poppies are pretty. I need to plant some once the snow is gone.
National Tartan Day
I love me a good kilt.
New Beer’s Eve
Plan Your Epitaph Day
Morbid, but then again, do you trust anyone else to do it?
Sorry Charlie Day
Am I just supposed to apologize to anyone named Charlie?
Sunday, April 7, 2019
National Beer Day
Oh, I get it now!
Caramel Popcorn Day
National Coffee Cake Day
National Girl Me Too Day
Please, don’t ever say this out loud.
National Handmade Day
Please support my new Etsy store!
No Housework Day
Am I weird that I don’t mind housework?
World Health Day
When was your last physical?