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This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: April 29th – May 5th

We joke, but some of these ridiculous holidays are meant to bring awareness to some pretty serious issues. This week those issues include Freedom of the Press, Prayer, and Infertility. But then again, we also have Cinco de Mayo and National Bubble Tea Day. Balance is key.

Monday, April 29th

Greenery Day

I mean, who doesn’t like a good shrub?

National Shrimp Scampi Day

Due to the anaphylaxis, no can do, but I hear it’s good.

National Peace Rose Day

I googled, and a peace rose is that yellow one with pink trim. I love those.

National Zipper Day

There are easier then buttons, and that deserves to be celebrated.

Tuesday, April 30th

National Bubble Tea Day

Never had it.

National Sarcoidosis Day

Also never had it, but in a far less sarcastic way.

National Military Brats Day

Why do we call them brats?

National PrepareAthon! Day

“FEMA’s Prepareathon motivates people and communities to take action to prepare for and protect themselves against disasters.” Sounds like a good idea.

National Honesty Day

I honestly think this should be every day.

National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day

My devil shelter pets woke me up at 4am today, but I still advocate for this.

National Bugs Bunny Day

He’s so versatile.

National Hairstylist Appreciation Day

There are very few people in my life that I appreciate more than the woman who keeps my hair under control.

National Oatmeal Cookie Day

I love a good oatmeal cookie.

National Raisin Day

Particularly ones with raisins.

Wednesday, May 1st

May Day

Yeah, I hate me too.

National Skilled Trades Day

I literally have no talent at any of these things and I grateful for the people that do. 

National Loyalty Day

Yeah, I really hate disloyalty.

National Mother Goose Day

Fun fact: Mother Goose is not a real person.

National Chocolate Parfait Day

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Save The Rhino Day

Learn more here.

Law Day

Like…what law? There’s a lot of ‘em.

School Principals’ Day

Silver Star Service Banner Day

“Silver Star Service Banner Day is a recognition of those who have been wounded, sickened, or killed in combat in general.”

Thursday, May 2nd

National Truffle Day

Chocolate? Truffle oil? I don’t care, I love them all.

National Life Insurance Day

Good to have in case you choke on a truffle.

National Day of Prayer 

In a time when many religions seem under attack, this is actually really important.

National Day of Reason 

Also important, because reason seems to have gone out the window as well.

World Password Day 

ABC123.

Baby Day

I love babies! Other people’s babies!

Brothers and Sisters Day

Didn’t we just have Siblings Day? How is this different?

Friday, May 3rd

National SAN Architect Day

I don’t know what this is but I assume it’s some tech thing that is actually very important to my life.

International Tuba Day

I’ve never met anyone that actually played the tuba…

World Press Freedom Day

Important. Seriously.

National Lumpy Rug Day

What? Why?

National Garden Meditation Day

No joke – I’ve been thinking about trying meditation lately. Is it better if I do it in a garden?

National Specially-Able Pets Day

I love all the pets.

National Two Different Colored Shoes Day

The number of times I’ve done this by accident is unbelievably high.

National Paranormal Day

Eh.

National Raspberry Pop Over Day

Double eh.

National Chocolate Custard Day

Now we’re talking.

National Textiles Day

I mean, we all need fabric.

National Montana Day

Does every damn state have a day?!

National Space Day 

Space is cool.

School Lunch Hero Day 

Not sure if this is the point, but did you know that more than 15 million U.S. children live in “food-insecure” households. That’s not ok.

Saturday, May 4th

National Star Wars Day

I am the fucking worst.

Kentucky Derby Day

I used to go to the track with my dad when I was kid. Looking back, this was probably not a kid appropriate activity.

National Weather Observers Day

Is this different than the weatherman?

National Renewal Day

Of subscriptions? Gym memberships? What?

National Orange Juice Day

I love OJ but there’s way too much sugar.

National Candied Orange Peel Day

Speaking of sugar…

Bird Day

Fun fact: I hate birds.

National Fitness Day 

Yet another reminder that I should probably go to yoga.

National Scrapbook Day 

Do people still scrapbook?

National Homebrew Day 

This really seems like a lot of work.

Join Hands Day 

Hard pass. I really hate people touching me.

National Bombshells’ Day 

We talkin’ hot ladies or big secrets?

National Start Seeing Monarchs Day 

Like Prince Harry or a pretty butterfly? I’d be fine with either.

Free Comic Book Day 

How expensive are comic books anyway?

Sunday, May 5th

Cinco de Mayo

National Silence the Shame Day

You know, that shame you feel after drinking all the tequila.

National Totally Chipotle Day

Or you could get some actual Mexican food.

Oyster Day

Seems like an odd food for Cinco de Mayo.

National Hoagie Day

Again, odd.

National Astronaut Day

Sure, astronauts are cool.

National Cartoonists Day

So aren’t cartoonists!

National Infertility Survival Day 

I’ve had some friends cope with this, and it’s a really difficult thing. So don’t be an ass and ask people when they are gonna have kids, ok?

National Lemonade Day

I used to make bank running a lemonade stand. Do kids still do that?

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