It’s the first full week of June, and it would seem that we really want to kick off the month by eating. Eggs, chocolate macaroons, cheese, donuts, and chocolate ice cream are all celebrated this week. So much for that summer body.
Monday, June 3, 2019
National Egg Day
The only kind of eggs I like are those Cadbury Mini Eggs they sell at Easter. Otherwise, gross.
National Chocolate Macaroons Day
I didn’t like macaroons until I had them in Paris? Have I ever mentioned that I’ve been to Paris?
National Repeat Day
As in repeat eating chocolate macaroons? No problem.
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
National Old Maids Day
You know, it’s pretty fitting that Old Maids Day is also the same day as…
National Cheese Day
Because I will celebrate both by eating my weight in cheese.
National Cognac Day
Does cognac go well with cheese?
National SAFE Day
One in every three households in the United States has a gun stored somewhere inside. National SAFE Day asks all gun owners to make sure those guns are stored safely, where a child cannot access them. I’m looking at you, Delph.
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
National Gingerbread Day
I’d like to motion that gingerbread move from being a seasonal thing to an-all-year-round treat. Second?
National Moonshine Day
Geesh, it’s the week of Delph up in here.
National Veggie Burger Day
I don’t like hamburgers and I don’t like veggie burgers, so I’m sort of fucked when it comes to burgers.
National Running Day
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to take up running. I’ve finally accepted I do not like it and that’s ok.
Thursday, June 6, 2019
“The day (June 6, 1944) in World War II on which Allied forces invaded northern France by means of beach landings in Normandy.” In case you slept through high school history.
National Eyewear Day
Do guys make passes at girls in glasses yet? I’d like to stop wearing my contacts.
National Higher Education Day
Also known as National Debt You’ll Never Pay Off Day!
National Gardening Exercise Day
Finally, I can count my gardening as exercise.
National Yo-Yo Day
Never been able to master the yo-yo, sadly.
National Drive In Movie Day
I’ve never been to a drive in. Sad face.
National Applesauce Cake Day
I’ve also never had applesauce cake. Double sad face.
National Oklahoma Day
Taylor lives in Oklahoma! Hi Taylor!
Friday, June 7, 2019
National Boone Day
As in Daniel Boone.
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
National VCR Day
Does anyone still own a VCR?
National Doughnut Day
Hit up your local Dunkin’ for a free one. Or if you live in MA, you can just drive within a one mile radius and hit up at least 12.
Saturday, June 8, 2019
National Best Friends Day
You know, I don’t have one “best friend” – I’ve got a lady gang and I can’t pick whose best among them.
National Name Your Poison Day
Vodka. Always vodka.
National Upsy Daisy Day
You know, I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say upsy daisy in forever. How quaint.
National Rosé Day
Rosé all day. I hate myself.
Sunday, June 9, 2019
National Donald Duck Day
You gotta salute a man so comfortable in himself he never wears pants.
National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day
My gran used to make this and I tried so hard to like it. Nope.
National Children’s Day
I don’t have any, but I’m pretty sure if you are parent, every day is children’s day, isn’t it?