This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: June 10th – June 16th

Of course, the big holiday this week is Father’s Day, but we’ve got some other important days this week. I mean, Strawberry Shortcake, German Chocolate Cake, and Fudge? All very important foods that need to be celebrated.

Monday, June 10, 2019

National Egg Roll Day 

Not a huge fan…

National Ballpoint Pen Day

But I love a really nice ballpoint pen.

National Iced Tea Day

My go-to summer beverage.

National Black Cow Day

Is there a difference between black cows and black and white ones?

National Herbs and Spices Day

What good would KFC be without them?

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

National Making Life Beautiful Day

Better than making life crappy, right?

National Corn on the Cob Day

Is there anything better than a good corn on the cob dripping with butter?

National German Chocolate Cake Day


Call Your Doctor Day 

Like, just to say hi?

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

National Red Rose Day

Honestly, I prefer yellow ones.

National Jerky Day

Shout out to Madoff, master jerky maker.

National Peanut Butter Cookie Day

Ranks high on my list of cookie types.

National Loving Day

Yes, I love peanut butter cookies.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day

I’m a klutz everywhere, so I guess I can celebrate.

Random Acts of Light Day

“National Random Acts of Light Day encourages us to bring light to the darkness of cancer by surprising someone with an act of kindness.” Sounds good to me.

National Weed Your Garden Day

Who had time for that on a Thursday?

National Sewing Machine Day

I have a sewing machine. I also have no idea how to use it.

National Career Nurse Assistants Day 

Anyone in the medical profession gets props from me.

Friday, June 14, 2019

Army Birthday

The U.S. Army was founded on June 14, 1775, when the Continental Congress authorized enlistment of expert riflemen to serve the United Colonies for one year. 244 years later, and here we are.

International Bath Day

Give me a bath, a book, and a candle and I’m a happy girl.

National Strawberry Shortcake Day

In my top five of desserts.

National Pop Goes the Weasel Day

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Every night when I go out,
The monkey’s on the table,
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop goes the weasel.

Nope, still don’t know what it means.

National Flag Day

The current flag, with 50 stars and 13 stripes, was designed in 1958 by 17-year-old high school student, Robert G. Heft, of Lancaster, Ohio. President Dwight D. Eisenhower chose his design out of 1,500 entries. Sorry, Betsy Ross.

National Bourbon Day

Enjoy a whiskey sour!

National New Mexico Day

Fun fact: New Mexico has more PhDs per capita than any other state.

Wear BLUE Day 

This is the encourage men’s health, but isn’t that happens in November with the mustaches? I’m confused.

National Flip Flop Day 

I wonder if Old Navy for have them for a buck today….

Saturday, June 15, 2019

National Smile Power Day

I’ve been doing this thing where I smile more at people and I’ve got it say, it works wonders.

Nature Photography Day

I’m not really a nature person, but sure.

Sunday, June 16, 2019

National Fudge Day

Big fan. All kinds.

Father’s Day 


Turkey Lovers’ Day 

Turkey I love: the one I eat at Thanksgiving. Turkey I don’t: the angry one that’s regularly in my back yard.

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