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Silly Questions With: Cush

Hi, how as your week? Mine was great.  Slept in, did some laundry, caught up on TV, and asked a whole bunch of people silly, dumb, and ridiculous questions. Last week Jenna Crowley answered a whole bunch of silly questions, and her answers were fantastic.  Today’s answers are actually fantastic, too, as are all of the others that will be coming your way.

Today I present you the answers from the King of the Cats; the L.L. Bean Lumberjack; the Moose Wrestlin’, Boat Life Lovin’, Snow Shovelin’ Cush. Cush is from Maine, and I can confirm, he does have all of his teeth – which really should be listed as his hidden talent. He also knows what a Haiku is, so great job there! Alright, I won’t give anything else away… without further hesitation, here are some silly questions and silly answers from Cush:

Do you have any hidden talents?

No. If I’m good at something I want everyone to know it.

Can you describe your job in a haiku:

Oil, Natural Gas

Energy Infrastructure

I have sold my soul

How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting?

I’m confident I could put down 6. Maybe 8 or 9 without the buns.

Who killed JFK?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Are there any bad trends that you participated in that you would like to apologize for now?

I apologize to my liver for the time when Pinnacle flavored vodka burst onto the scene. And I would also like to apologize for the way I dressed for the entirety of my high school years.

Name 5 things that are moist:

Sponges

Tongues

Cake (should be)

Something that is NSFW

Eminem’s palms

Which 4 other writers from The Clock Out are you taking with you to be a street fight… like in West Side Story?

Icehouse & Delph (because they are giants. #bashbrothers)

Miss MacKay cuz I feel like she’d be scrappy as hell.

Jenna because she doesn’t really take any shit from anyone.

Tell me about the last time you had an “Oh shit” moment:

We were in West Texas and my boss drove off the right of way and got our Hyundai Santa Fe rental buried in some shit. Luckily had some coworkers nearby with a strap and they were able to pull us out because I’d rather not have had to walk literal miles until another human saw us.

Do you put your toilet paper over or under?

I used to feel passionate about this but I realized it doesn’t matter either way. Under I guess.

What is the most random fact that you know?

Recently found out that 3 full 12oz beers will fit inside of a frisbee.

Do you lick it, flick it, or stick it?

Huh?

Count Chocula; Lucky The Leprechaun; Captain Crunch; Trix The Rabbit; Tony The Tiger; Snap, Crackle, Pop (Tag Team)… What cereal mascot wins in a cage match?

Tony. Is there even a debate on this?

What is the worst advice you’ve ever gotten?

No one gives me advice.

What would you name your boat?

Boaty McBoat Face

Describe your worst hangover.

I was able to play 3 hours of volleyball in the morning but it was a delayed hangover. Got home, tried to sleep, then just started yacking after 45 minutes. I then drove to my buddy’s to watch the Superbowl and hit a baby deer on the way. Pats won, though.

Would you rather always have sand in your shoes or always have damp hair?

Probably damp hair. My hair is short.

What quote or saying irks you the most?

When people shorten literally anything. Like “mimo”

When you die and come back as a ghost, who are the top three people that you’re going to haunt the most?

My high school calculus teacher because eff you buddy I’m an engineer now. Roger Goodell. Whoever invented Crocs.

In the year 2028, would you let a dog drive your car?

Absolutely not.

What’s the going rate of your soul?

Lower than you’d think. It’s tough out there.

Tell me about your most annoying coworker.

“Annoying” isn’t a good way to describe anyone I work with.

Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth?

Hair, fam.

What always makes you ~*GiGgLe*~?

Physical humor like people falling. Also anything Trailer Park Boys.

What’s your favorite curse word?

My mom reads this site.

For $1 Million, you have to either wear a cape every day for a year, 24 hours a day or an animal tail every day for a year, 24 hours a day. You’re going with…

Dude you don’t have to pay me that much to wear a cape every day just as long as I have a legit excuse for it.

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Motherfucker you go under on TP???