Here’s a little mid-week treat for you, a hump day snack, should you need one. More absurd, inane, random ass answers to random ass questions.
I really don’t think today’s contributor needs much an introduction… so I’m not going to give him too much of one. We all know him, we all love him, we all are him… Ben Jammin.
Do you have any hidden talents?
If I told you they wouldn’t be hidden.
Can you describe your job in a haiku:
No, I’m clocked out.
How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting?
Who killed JFK?
Are there any bad trends that you participated in that you would like to apologize for now?
I once thought JNCO jeans were cool.
Name 5 things that are moist:
Which 4 other writers from The Clock Out are you taking with you to be a street fight… like in West Side Story?
4 clones of Delph, each dressed as a different Ninja Turtle.
Tell me about the last time you had an “Oh shit” moment:
When I woke up last Saturday and I wasn’t sure if I paid my tab.
Do you put your toilet paper over or under?
What is the most random fact that you know?
The first stock exchange was founded in Amsterdam.
Do you lick it, flick it, or stick it?
Count Chocula; Lucky The Leprechaun; Captain Crunch; Trix The Rabbit; Tony The Tiger; Snap, Crackle, Pop (Tag Team)… What cereal mascot wins in a cage match?
Count Chocula has them all join his chocolatey undead horde.
What is the worst advice you’ve ever gotten?
One more shot!
What would you name your boat?
Describe your worst hangover.
Laying naked in the tub asleep.
Would you rather always have sand in your shoes or always have damp hair?
What quote or saying irks you the most?
When you die and come back as a ghost, who are the top three people that you’re going to haunt the most?
In the year 2028, would you let a dog drive your car?
The car will drive itself.
What’s the going rate of your soul?
Make me an offer.
Tell me about your most annoying coworker.
Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth?
Brushing my hair because I don’t shave my teeth.
What always makes you ~*GiGgLe*~?
What’s your favorite curse word?
For $1 Million, you have to either wear a cape every day for a year, 24 hours a day or an animal tail every day for a year, 24 hours a day. You’re going with…
I’m 100% wearing a cape and playing Soulja Boy on repeat