This week’s holidays are a mixed bag. I’m gonna pass on the tapioca pudding and the strawberry rhubarb wine, but I’m 100% in on sour candy, ice cream, and all kinds of junk food. I just wish they’d stop trying to force hot dogs on us.
Monday, July 15th
National Give Something Away Day
I’m giving away my soul as I start my awesome new job today.
National I Love Horses Day
Love is a strong word. I like them. They are cute. I only LOVE dogs, kittens, and my nephews. Oh, and extra toasty Cheez-its.
National Tapioca Pudding Day
National Pet Fire Safety Day
Super important. Check out some tips here.
National Get Out of the Dog House Day
What exactly did YOU do this weekend?
Tuesday, July 16th
National Corn Fritters Day
Big fan. May try and make these tonight.
National Personal Chef’s Day
Or I can have my non-existent personal chef do it.
Wednesday, July 17th
National Lottery Day
Is it a coincidence that Power Ball is Wednesdays? I think not.
National Peach Ice Cream Day
Not my favorite.
National Tattoo Day
Still don’t have one. Still thinking about it.
Wrong Way Corrigan Day
“An Irish-American stunt pilot from Galveston, Texas, gained notoriety for an unplanned transatlantic flight to Ireland on July 17, 1938.” Dude was supposed to be going to California. Sure, let’s give him a holiday.
National Yellow Pig Day
Is there such a thing as a yellow pig?
World Emoji Day
Every day is world emoji day if you’re annoying enough.
National Hot Dog Day
Wasn’t this the 4th of July? I can’t eat hot dogs twice in one month.
Thursday, July 18th
National Sour Candy Day
I’m a big fan of those sour watermelon chewy candies.
National Caviar Day
Less of a fan of fish eggs.
Get to Know Your Customers Day
No, thanks. I don’t want to know them and I don’t want them to know me.
Friday, July 19th
National Daiquiri Day
Sometimes a nice strawberry daiquiri just hits the spot.
Saturday, July 20th
National Moon Day
Remember, according to Brian Bisgard, we own the moon.
National Lollipop Day
Two options for a theme song:
National Pennsylvania Day
Fun fact: Pennsylvania is the first state of the fifty United States to list their web site URL on a license plate. Because you weren’t just gonna google it.
National Strawberry Rhubarb Wine Day
Toss Away the “Could Haves” and “Should Haves” Day
I actually like this one. I’m gonna try it. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Sunday, July 21st
National Junk Food Day
Oh, the options…
National Ice Cream Day
Well, that works.
National Be Someone Day
Today, I choose to be someone that only eats ice cream.