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This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: July 15th – July 21st

This week’s holidays are a mixed bag. I’m gonna pass on the tapioca pudding and the strawberry rhubarb wine, but I’m 100% in on sour candy, ice cream, and all kinds of junk food. I just wish they’d stop trying to force hot dogs on us.

Monday, July 15th

National Give Something Away Day

I’m giving away my soul as I start my awesome new job today.

National I Love Horses Day

Love is a strong word. I like them. They are cute. I only LOVE dogs, kittens, and my nephews. Oh, and extra toasty Cheez-its.

National Tapioca Pudding Day

Nope.

National Pet Fire Safety Day

Super important.  Check out some tips here.

National Get Out of the Dog House Day

What exactly did YOU do this weekend?

Tuesday, July 16th

National Corn Fritters Day

Big fan. May try and make these tonight.

National Personal Chef’s Day

Or I can have my non-existent personal chef do it.

Wednesday, July 17th

National Lottery Day

Is it a coincidence that Power Ball is Wednesdays? I think not.

National Peach Ice Cream Day

Not my favorite.

National Tattoo Day

Still don’t have one. Still thinking about it.

Wrong Way Corrigan Day

“An Irish-American stunt pilot from Galveston, Texas, gained notoriety for an unplanned transatlantic flight to Ireland on July 17, 1938.” Dude was supposed to be going to California. Sure, let’s give him a holiday.

National Yellow Pig Day

Is there such a thing as a yellow pig?

World Emoji Day

Every day is world emoji day if you’re annoying enough.

National Hot Dog Day

Wasn’t this the 4th of July? I can’t eat hot dogs twice in one month.

Thursday, July 18th

National Sour Candy Day

I’m a big fan of those sour watermelon chewy candies.

National Caviar Day

Less of a fan of fish eggs.

Get to Know Your Customers Day

No, thanks. I don’t want to know them and I don’t want them to know me.

Friday, July 19th

National Daiquiri Day

Sometimes a nice strawberry daiquiri just hits the spot.

Saturday, July 20th

National Moon Day

Remember, according to Brian Bisgard, we own the moon.

National Lollipop Day

Two options for a theme song:

National Pennsylvania Day

Fun fact: Pennsylvania is the first state of the fifty United States to list their web site URL on a license plate. Because you weren’t just gonna google it.

National Strawberry Rhubarb Wine Day

Hard pass.

Toss Away the “Could Haves” and “Should Haves” Day

I actually like this one. I’m gonna try it. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Sunday, July 21st

National Junk Food Day

Oh, the options…

National Ice Cream Day

Well, that works.

National Be Someone Day

Today, I choose to be someone that only eats ice cream.

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