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This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: October 14th – October 20th

I’ve got short week this week because we celebrate Indigenous People Day here in liberal Massachusetts and I can’t say I’m unhappy about it, as that I’m still fighting a head cold and an extra day to sleep in is quite welcome. I’ll also need the extra sleep to celebrate National Pasta Day this week because frankly, carbs make me sleepy.

Monday, October 14th

National Dessert Day

I’d like someone to bake me a pie, please.

Be Bald and Be Free Day

Sure. Own it.

National Online Bank Day

I’ve got to be honest, I like a bank with a building. I like to know where my money is.

National Kick Butt Day

I’ve got the day off so that’s pretty kick butt.

Native American Day

I thought it was Indigenous People Day?

Columbus Day

I’m so confused.

Tuesday, October 15th

National Aesthetician Day

The woman that does my brows is a genius.

National Cheese Curd Day

I’ve never had a cheese curd. Unbelievable I know.

National I Love Lucy Day

National Grouch Day

National White Cane Safety Day

Wouldn’t it be easier to “Blindness Safety Day”? Did I miss something?

Pro-Life Day of Silent Solidarity

Next.

National Pharmacy Technician Day

Sheila from CVS and I are on a first name basis. Shout out to you, Sheila.

Wednesday, October 16th

National Dictionary Day

Do they still make actual dictionaries?

Global Cat Day

If you have a cat, you know every day is global cat day.

Department Store Day

Ugh, go to actual store? Are you nuts?

Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce

Shop local.

National Fossil Day

National Take Your Parents To Lunch Day

Given that it’s a Wednesday, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to that?

Medical Assistants Recognition Day

Is that who weighs me at the doctor’s office? I hate that person.

National Boss’s Day

My presence at work should be gift enough.

Thursday, October 17th

National Edge Day

Edge of what?

National Mulligan Day

We all need a do over sometimes.

National Pasta Day

Yessssssssssssss, carbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs.

National Get Smart About Credit Day 

This would have been helpful before I got credit cards.

Get to Know Your Customers Day

You don’t have to get to know me. Just hand me my coffee and we’re good.

Friday, October 18th

National Chocolate Cupcake Day

With sprinkles!

National No Beard Day

I read this as “no bread day” and I was like “no, thank you.”

National Mammography Day

If you are too young for a mammography, you should be doing self-exams. It’s important. Trust me.

Saturday, October 19th

National Kentucky Day

Fun fact: Every single Post-It note originates in Cynthiana, Kentucky.

National Seafood Bisque Day

Can’t eat it but it sounds gross anyway.

National LGBT Center Awareness Day

Want to find your nearest center? Go here.

National Sweetest Day

“Just in time for its 100th Anniversary, National Sweetest Day encourages everyone to be generous even in the smallest ways.  From its inception as Candy Day in 1916, this day reminds us that even small tokens improve the lives of those around us who are suffering or going without.  While the day may have begun with candy and sweets, encouraging us to take home sweets to our sweethearts and friends, it is a day full of lessons in persistence, resilience and doing small things in greatly.”

Sunday, October 20th

National Youth Confidence Day

I was going to make a snotty comment about kids today having more than enough confidence, but I also know there are a lot of kids who get bullied so I’ll just shut up.

National Brandied Fruit Day

WTF is brandied fruit?

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