Guys, it’s finally here – the food holiday to end all food holidays. It’s very simply called “National Food Day” and you can eat whatever the hell you want to celebrate. What else do you want?
Monday, October 21st
National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day
Not my favorite type of cheesecake, but I’m not going to turn it down.
National Reptile Awareness Day
I am aware that I don’t like them.
National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day
Even I know you’re not supposed to store stuff on your desk top.
Tuesday, October 22nd
National Make a Dog’s Day Day
Every day should be about making a dog’s day.
National Nut Day
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
National Color Day
What’s your favorite color? Mine is navy. I am so boring.
Wednesday, October 23rd
National Boston Cream Pie Day
I love all things about Boston, but I actually don’t like Boston Cream Pie.
National Mole Day
The outside kind or the infiltrate an organization kind?
National TV Talk Show Host Day
What else would you watch on a sick day?
Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano Day
Does anyone still own an iPod?!
Thursday, October 24th
National Food Day
Yesssssssssss! Finally, a day that I can eat whatever I want!
National Bologna Day
And let’s celebrate with something that’s not an actual food?
United Nations Day
I’m just waiting for Trump to pull us out of this too.
Friday, October 25th
National Greasy Food Day
Mmmmmmmmmmm, time for French fries!!
Followed by some Sour Patch Kids!
Chucky, The Notorious Killer Doll Day
National Pharmacy Buyer Day
I don’t know anyone that’s ever bought a pharmacy?
National Frankenstein Friday
Never seen it.
National Breadstick Day
I’ll meet you at Olive Garden to celebrate.
Saturday, October 26th
National Financial Crime Fighter Day
Who the hell is out there fighting financial crimes? Can they fight my debt?
National Tennessee Day
Fun fact: Tennessee has more than 3,800 documented caves. Who knew?
National Day of the Deployed
T&P to all those out there protecting our freedom.
National Mule Day
I like the Moscow version.
National Pumpkin Day
Like we don’t celebrate that the whole month of October anyway.
National Mincemeat Day
Don’t know what it is, don’t care to.
National Make A Difference Day
The smallest things can make a difference.
Sunday, October 27th
National American Beer Day
Bud Light all the way.
My favorite color or……?
National Black Cat Day
Phoebe says thank you.
National Mother-in-Law Day
Don’t have one, so I’m good.