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This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: October 21st – October 27th

Guys, it’s finally here – the food holiday to end all food holidays. It’s very simply called “National Food Day” and you can eat whatever the hell you want to celebrate. What else do you want?

Monday, October 21st

National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day

Not my favorite type of cheesecake, but I’m not going to turn it down.

National Reptile Awareness Day

I am aware that I don’t like them.

National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day

Even I know you’re not supposed to store stuff on your desk top.

Tuesday, October 22nd

National Make a Dog’s Day Day

Every day should be about making a dog’s day.

National Nut Day

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

National Color Day

What’s your favorite color? Mine is navy. I am so boring.

Wednesday, October 23rd

National Boston Cream Pie Day

I love all things about Boston, but I actually don’t like Boston Cream Pie.

National Mole Day

The outside kind or the infiltrate an organization kind?

National TV Talk Show Host Day 

What else would you watch on a sick day?

Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano Day

Um….what?

iPod Day

Does anyone still own an iPod?!

Thursday, October 24th

National Food Day

Yesssssssssss! Finally, a day that I can eat whatever I want!

National Bologna Day

And let’s celebrate with something that’s not an actual food?

United Nations Day

I’m just waiting for Trump to pull us out of this too.

Friday, October 25th

National Greasy Food Day

Mmmmmmmmmmm, time for French fries!!

Sourest Day

Followed by some Sour Patch Kids!

Chucky, The Notorious Killer Doll Day

Why?

National Pharmacy Buyer Day 

I don’t know anyone that’s ever bought a pharmacy?

National Frankenstein Friday 

Never seen it.

National Breadstick Day 

I’ll meet you at Olive Garden to celebrate.

Saturday, October 26th

National Financial Crime Fighter Day

Who the hell is out there fighting financial crimes? Can they fight my debt?

National Tennessee Day

Fun fact:  Tennessee has more than 3,800 documented caves. Who knew?

National Day of the Deployed

T&P to all those out there protecting our freedom.

National Mule Day

I like the Moscow version.

National Pumpkin Day

Like we don’t celebrate that the whole month of October anyway.

National Mincemeat Day

Don’t know what it is, don’t care to.

National Make A Difference Day 

The smallest things can make a difference.

Sunday, October 27th

National American Beer Day

Bud Light all the way.

Navy Day

My favorite color or……?

National Black Cat Day

Phoebe says thank you.

National Mother-in-Law Day 

Don’t have one, so I’m good.

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