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This Week In Ridiculous Holidays: November 11th – November 17th

We start this week with an actual important holiday, Veterans’ Day; a day for honoring all of those who have protected our nation and our freedom. Then we follow it up with a bunch of food foolishness, including pickles, hermit cookies, raisin bran and homemade bread. Is there a food that doesn’t have a holiday?

Monday, November 11th

Veterans Day

“To us in America, the reflections of Armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory.”

– President Woodrow Wilson, 1919, in proclaiming Armistice Day (which would later become Veterans Day) on the anniversary of the end of World War I.

National Sundae Day

How about you buy a veteran a sundae?

Tuesday, November 12th

National French Dip Day

Not my favorite.

National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day

I’m pretty much a cheese pizza girl.

National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day

I more use chicken soup for a cold, but whatever works for you.

Wednesday, November 13th

National Indian Pudding Day

What is this? Would I like it?

World Kindness Day

I know I’m naïve, but can we just be kind to each other every day?

National Educational Support Professionals Day 

Anyone that works with kids deserves their own day, as that there’s no way in hell I’d have the patience.

Thursday, November 14th

National Family PJ Day

This would probably make more sense on a weekend when we could stay in our pajamas?

National Pickle Day

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

National Spicy Guacamole Day

Oh nooooooooooooo.

Friday, November 15th

National Bundt (Pan) Day

I may celebrate by going to the Nothing Bundt Cakes that just opened by my house…

National Philanthropy Day

Make a donation, won’t you?

National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

Like there’s actually anything in my fridge?

National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day

Yum.

National Raisin Bran Cereal Day

Also yum.

America Recycles Day

So I’m a nerd and I read this thing about recycling contamination and I’m really trying to be better. Try it.

Saturday, November 16th

National Fast Food Day

I honestly don’t eat that much fast food, but sometimes I just want Taco Bell.

National Button Day

I mean, they are pretty necessary in life, but I don’t know if they need a day.

National Indiana Day

December 11 is Indiana Day. Adopted in 1925, it is the anniversary of Indiana’s statehood. So why the hell are we celebrating it today?

Sunday, November 17th

National Baklava Day

My former sister-in-law was Greek, and I have to say…it’s the baklava I miss the most.

National Take A Hike Day

Stop trying to make me outdoorsy. I am not outdoorsy.

National Homemade Bread Day

I’m a very good baker but bread is not my jam. Which is probably good for my waistline.

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