I’m gonna be honest – I’m writing this during a break from writing my dissertation so unless you want to hear a bunch of statistics you don’t care about, let’s just get to it.
Monday, November 25
National Play with Day Day
National Parfait Day
Depends on what kind, honestly.
Like I’m ever blase´. I don’t know how.
Shopping Reminder Day
Like I need anyone to remind me to shop.
Tuesday, November 26
National Cake Day
I’m saving room for stuffing, personally.
Wednesday, November 27
National Bavarian Cream Pie Day
STUFFING, damn it.
National Craft Jerky Day
Big ups to Madoff – he makes tasty homemade beef jerky.
Tie One On Day
I don’t think I can face my family with a hangover.
National Jukebox Day
Haven’t these been replaced by Spotify?
Thursday, November 28
National French Toast Day
Oh come on. Only rookies eat carbs before Thanksgiving dinner.
National Day of Mourning
Well, this is sort of depressing.
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Stuffing time.
This is not the kind of Thanksgiving I care for, but to each his own.
Friday, November 29
Electronic Greetings Day
I prefer an actual holiday card, please and thank you.
National Day of Listening
…to my alarm not going off since I don’t have to work.
National Native American Heritage Day
Black Friday – Day After Thanksgiving
Buy Nothing Day
I never ever shop on Black Friday. It’s for amateurs.
Um, can you please do this every day?
Don’t we each corn on Thanksgiving?
You’re Welcomegiving Day
Saturday, November 30
National Personal Space Day
National Mason Jar Day
Aren’t mason jars over yet?
National Mousse Day
I’m still full from Thursday.
National Meth Awareness Day
I was going to make a joke, but it’s not really funny. Learn more here.
Computer Security Day
On a weekend? Really?
Stay Home Because You’re Well Day
I’ll take any excuse to stay home, honestly.
National Mississippi Day
Fun fact: Mississippi residents go to church more than people in any other U.S. state. There are also more churches in Mississippi per capita (for each person) than in any other state in the country. Makes sense.
Small Business Saturday
More shopping? Yes please!
Sunday, December 1
National Pie Day
*Leftover pie from Thursday.
National Eat a Red Apple Day
What would I do that when there’s leftover pie?
Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day
Day With(out) Art Day
God, I wish I was in any way artistic.
Rosa Parks Day
Learn more about her here.