Fritters. Cookies, Chocolate cake. Brownies. And Ninjas.
Monday, December 2
National Fritters Day
Big fan of corn fritters.
National Mutt Day
Mutts are the best!
Special Education Day
God bless the people that do this for work.
I’m happy to share my Amazon wish list if you are looking for someone to shop for.
Tuesday, December 3
National Roof Over Your Head Day
Be thankful you have one. Help those who don’t. (Even instead of buying me something from Amazon.)
National Day of Giving – #GivingTuesday
Make a donation, you selfish fucks.
Wednesday, December 4
National Cookie Day
Live shot of me at my cookie exchange this weekend:
National Sock Day
Question: Who sleeps with socks on? I can’t do it.
National Package Protection Day
No, not that kind of package. Like the ones Amazon leaves on your front steps for people to steal.
Thursday, December 5
National Sacher Torte Day
It’s a fancy chocolate cake. I’m here for it.
Bathtub Party Day
Nope, bath time is me time.
International Ninja Day
Like, ninja turtles?
Friday. December 6
National Microwave Oven Day
How else would I make popcorn?
National Gazpacho Day
Why would I eat cold soup in December?
St. Nicholas Day
Raise your hand if you thought this was 12/25.
National Bartender Day
Be sure to toast – and tip – yours when you go out tonight.
Saturday, December 7
National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
Pretty important, actually.
National Illinois Day
Fun fact: Illinois is home to the world’s largest bottle of ketchup.
National Cotton Candy Day
I never really got the appeal.
National Rhubarb Vodka Day
Skywarn Recognition Day
Hey, I like knowing the weather just as much as the next person.
Sunday, December 8
National Brownie Day
One of my favorite desserts.
Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day