I’m not gonna lie, this week’s holidays are pretty pathetic. I mean, what the hell is Mudd Day and Phileas Fogg Win A Wager Day? But on the flip side, there’s national chocolate-covered anything day, so it all balances out.
Monday, December 16th
National Chocolate-covered Anything Day
I’m a fan.
Barbie and Barney Backlash Day
Tuesday, December 17th
National Maple Syrup Day
I try and use lite syrup now and I’ve got to say, it’s a bummer.
Wright Brothers Day
Thankful for these dudes, otherwise my work trips would take a lot longer.
Wednesday, December 18th
National Twin Day
National Roast Suckling Pig Day
Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day
Thursday, December 19th
National Hard Candy Day
Is your nana even a nana if there isn’t hard candy in her purse?
National Oatmeal Muffin Day
I can’t say I’ve ever had an oatmeal muffin.
National Re-Gifting Day
Anyone else have a regifting closet? Just me?
Friday, December 20th
National Sangria Day
One of my favorite alcoholic beverages…
“December 20th is the birthday of Dr. Samuel Mudd. After assassinating Lincoln on April 14, 1865, Booth rode with co-conspirator David Herold to Mudd’s home in the early hours of the 15th for surgery on his fractured leg, before crossing into Virginia.” Um, why is this a holiday?
National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day
I’m saving mine for Christmas Eve, thanks.
Saturday, December 21st
National French-Fried Shrimp Day
Sounds delish but not worth the anaphylaxis.
Crossword Puzzle Day
The only one that I’m ever able to complete is the one in People Magazine.
National Maine Day
Fun fact: Maine is the single largest producer of blueberries in the United States.
Phileas Fogg Win A Wager Day
I googled this and it was way too long and boring to include here.
It’s been snowing for weeks in MA, so this feels a bit late.
National Flashlight Day
I don’t know why you are supposed to check your flashlights on the first day of winter, but ok!
National Homeless Persons’ Remembrance Day
Have a car? Put a box of hand and foot warmers in your glove box so that you have them on hand when you see a homeless person. It’s a little thing you can do.
Sunday, December 22nd
National Date Nut Bread Day